2 years ago on 7 December 2009 @ 6:00pm + 2,062 notes

flopstars:

whitneymartin:

ihaskidgloves:

I stabbed a bixesual because that’s how I roll.

I ran shirtless with a pickle because that is how I roll.

 I cuddled with santa claus b’cos the lil ppl told me to

I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.

Source:ihaskidgloves
  1. adrenalin-junkie reblogged this from memes
  2. what-would-neil-and-david-do reblogged this from memes and added:
    I ate out a Jew because I’m a pimp and your jealous!
  3. wreckeddollface reblogged this from memes
  4. kuro-guro reblogged this from memes
  5. whenforgetmenotsbloom reblogged this from starsmended and added:
    I hanged a french fry b’cos the lil people told me to. HAHAHAHAHA!!! How do you hang a french fry?!
  6. wereallvictimsofacrime reblogged this from joshuajames and added:
    I’M SEXY AS HELL haha
  7. ayohadam reblogged this from imakethelasersgopewpew and added:
    I KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOURE JEALOUS. boss haha
  8. bammoth reblogged this from imakethelasersgopewpew and added:
    I slept with a french fry because I’m sexy as hell. =/ Sounds like a bad fat joke.
  9. imakethelasersgopewpew reblogged this from chibikar
  10. anjcruz reblogged this from itsmecib and added:
    I raped a prostitute? :)) ewness
  11. bluthology reblogged this from starkreactor and added:
    i love marijuana
  12. secretlymarymargaretnolan reblogged this from transponsters and added:
    i smoked with a french fry because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous!!
  13. tomhansen-left08032011 reblogged this from raspberryicecream and added:
    I banged a condom because that’s how I roll. lol it’s really pointless for me to bang a frikkin’ condom. =))
  14. postpunked reblogged this from ilovecharts
  15. recreationist reblogged this from sugarspun
  16. imtreadingwater reblogged this from nostorybook and added:
    i love marijuana
  17. gasolinexgunner reblogged this from acrobaticbl00d and added:
    I smoked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell :B
  18. fire-cannot-kill-a-dragon reblogged this from ayooitsthedon and added:
    I ran naked with a glass of milk because I’m sexy as hell. Oh, you know how I do. Lol.
  19. ayooitsthedon reblogged this from realtalk4you and added:
    The Don rolls. XD
  20. channers reblogged this from earmole and added:
    I stabbed a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Grim, but makes sense.
  21. earmole reblogged this from shescraftyy and added:
    I ate out a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Trufax.
  22. shescraftyy reblogged this from ilovecharts
  23. thatsov reblogged this from justaescape and added:
    ran shirtless witha homeless guy
  24. eeveeeee reblogged this from eduhwud and added:
    I banged a homeless guy because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous O__________________O” …I think mine beats both of yours....
  25. dalanafell reblogged this from bluntsboozebitches and added:
    I killed a lesbian because i smoke crack.
  26. ennasorr reblogged this from neeraj-jain and added:
    I smoked with the trojan man...i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  27. paperheartsforbreakfast reblogged this from loganjack and added:
    I banged your grandma because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  28. where-is-fluffy reblogged this from sk8boardingisnotacrime
  29. electricloveshots reblogged this from rattlingbones
  30. jesicaaaaa reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:
    I slept with your mom because Im sexy as hell
  31. itsmecib reblogged this from xtnmdline and added:
    I ran shirtless with my ex because I am sexy as hell… ;))))
  32. afterallthistimealways reblogged this from hideloveaway and added:
    I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.
  33. hideloveaway reblogged this from happyphantom and added:
    I ran naked with a crackhead because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  34. thehiddenmystery reblogged this from sarahmel and added:
    I KILLED A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL. LOLL =))
  35. sarahmel reblogged this from bummerman and added:
    I raped a crackhead because I love marijuana :D
  36. bummerman reblogged this from donpabloo and added:
    I ran shirtless with your dealer b’cos the lil ppl told me to. =))